"When you lie to me, I hurt you… Now, where is the man they call 'The Rock?'"

In my dreams tonight, Cranston will catch up to the larcenists and say, "I've won."

"Do you know what my people have been through?!"

I enjoyed this music video for some reason, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

In the end, hubris was his undoing…  And also that chap in the pub.

Seinfeld, Syndicated Episodes of

Promotions all around!  Not so fast, Carson Daly.

"What the hell were you thinking?!"  (Sorry, I've had a lot of Irish Coffee today).

I think we all remember where we were when Lonnie Donegan's show got canceled.

"Our next guest tonight is the author of the critically acclaimed and universally loved treatise entitled "The Big Butt Book.  C'mon out…"

Now who will I fax my insipid, banal jokes to?  

She should just show up for for work the next day and pretend nothing happened.  It worked for Larry David.

For years, I thought your country's Dick Cheney was Beelzebub.  Now I don't know what to believe.  If only there was some literature out there that could help me through this confusing time..

If I buy this car, will the meth community accept me as one of their own?  

How can you tell that someone's a decent guy at a baseball game?  By the fact he's not shouting racial slurs at the players? Or that he refrains from smacking Laura across the face when she cheers for the opposing team?

When Jean-Ralphio appeared, a smile formed on this old man's countenance.  Even though he's the absolute worst. 

"These aren't the midgets you're looking for."  (waves hand)

I'm a legend, and I still do drugs.  Where's my bloody one-man show?!

They're havin' a laugh!  I'm a legend & I almost never read. 

In addition to his "band" money, Mr. Vedder also owns the largest private collection of flannel in the world.  Something to fall back on…