I see a Frito Lay commercial in Bieb's future… 

I think it would've been a nice gesture if they threw in some Red Vines and a couple of those gallon-sized sodas.  Just saying…

Done and done!

"Marge vs. the Monorail" 

But in the end, he must bow to young Malcolm's father, Walter White. 

The gas station attendant looked at me strangely today when I asked if they had any (hidden) champagne in the back room.  So I will be toasting 2013 with Pabst's Blue Ribbon.  Cheers!

Ding ding ding!  Breaking Bad was the correct answer!  Tell 'em what they've won."  

Ding ding ding!  Breaking Bad was the correct answer!  Tell 'em what they've won."  

Merry Christmas A.V. Club.  I didn't get you anything.

Merry Christmas A.V. Club.  I didn't get you anything.

Don't forget the third act, where you unexpectedly pass away from CancerAids. 

Don't forget the third act, where you unexpectedly pass away from CancerAids. 

I read that as, "even worse, she's become a libertarian." 

I read that as, "even worse, she's become a libertarian." 

When I left the screening of "The Master," I was in a daze and unsure of myself, and for once, it wasn't the alcohol.  Joaquin deserves a golden statue.

When I left the screening of "The Master," I was in a daze and unsure of myself, and for once, it wasn't the alcohol.  Joaquin deserves a golden statue.

Break room, you say?  Speaking from personal experience, anti-social people generally tend not to gravitate to small enclosed rooms w/ co-workers they abhor.

Break room, you say?  Speaking from personal experience, anti-social people generally tend not to gravitate to small enclosed rooms w/ co-workers they abhor.

Just don't have a go at the eyes, mate…

Just don't have a go at the eyes, mate…