It's funny because they're poor.  

It's funny because they're poor.  

That's sweet of you, but for your information, I'm retired.

That's sweet of you, but for your information, I'm retired.

There used to be a few hobos that stood outside O'Toole Manor looking for a handout.  Notice the past tense…

There used to be a few hobos that stood outside O'Toole Manor looking for a handout.  Notice the past tense…

Don't let George Lucas hear you say that.

Don't let George Lucas hear you say that.

I was with you until all of that "friends" talk.

I was with you until all of that "friends" talk.

This show shows potential.  Have they ever thought of doing a comedy version of it?

This show shows potential.  Have they ever thought of doing a comedy version of it?

I am so excited by this news I just blue myself.

I am so excited by this news I just blue myself.

Apparently, they don't have a director either.

Apparently, they don't have a director either.

Never underestimate the nerds' ability to crawl out of their parent's basement and head down to the local cinema for 2 hours of nerd-porn.

Never underestimate the nerds' ability to crawl out of their parent's basement and head down to the local cinema for 2 hours of nerd-porn.

Tom Hank for President!

Tom Hank for President!