I, for one, remember very clearly where I was when the first episode of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" aired.  It was traumatic, let me tell you… 

I, for one, remember very clearly where I was when the first episode of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" aired.  It was traumatic, let me tell you… 

George Michael can do better.

George Michael can do better.

You've never had bacon with a sweat-infused reduction?!  You don't know what you're missing. 

You've never had bacon with a sweat-infused reduction?!  You don't know what you're missing. 

Family and friends are overrated… at least that's what I tell my therapist. 

Family and friends are overrated… at least that's what I tell my therapist. 

You really have to hand it to Christine… no seriously, can someone give Christine the scallops?!

You really have to hand it to Christine… no seriously, can someone give Christine the scallops?!

In this one, Lincoln drinks the Confederate Army's milkshake. 

In this one, Lincoln drinks the Confederate Army's milkshake. 

Oh, so close.  The song we were looking for is "I got Id."  Thanks for playing.

Oh, so close.  The song we were looking for is "I got Id."  Thanks for playing.

That tosser in the middle looks like a fat, nerdy Bane.

That tosser in the middle looks like a fat, nerdy Bane.

Paterno?!  The opportunities for over-acting are abundant for Pacino.

Paterno?!  The opportunities for over-acting are abundant for Pacino.

Well done, old boy!  It's high time things started to go your way!  Craig, your a tosser.

Well done, old boy!  It's high time things started to go your way!  Craig, your a tosser.