Since you asked, my Top 5, in no particular order:

And should he ever return, it's almost certain that he'd be voted out at the first opportunity. Everyone knows that if you give that wily bastard an inch he'll fucking end up in the top three.

Dreamz is one of the only contestants I'd like to torture. You all know he fucking deserves that shit too! Where the fuck did they find that guy? Wasn't he a homeless person. Goddamn he did Yau-Man greazy…

Ha ha, yeah, he was totally out of his fucking element on HvV. He was so starstruck by Rob at the beginning too. What a joke.

No one likes a smart-mouth.

Chase was a total prat. Fucking horrible season. I didn't mind Fabio though.

Phile don't play dat.

For real!?! My money's on Rick.

JT was the shiznit in his first season. He did fuck up some of his goodwill on HvV though.

Yeah, better players definitely would've made the win sweeter. I think, like everyone, I was just so relieved that he finally got it.

If you don't put Russell in the top five, then we've been watching different shows. That guy really upped the game in a lot of ways - everyone sniffs out idols these days as a result of him.

thank you jesus. amen.

"One of" the weakest. I did see that young vs. old season and you're right in that it was a total abomination.

That's the problem right there. If he won, we'd have to sit through this shit again.

I didn't say he was pulling off Rob's routine - just that he learnt some from it. No doubt about that. That shit about not being allowed to talk to the outcast tribe is pure Mariano.

Love him or hate him, Russell has to make the list. That guy really brought Survivor out of a slump for me. He may be a total asshole, but he was more entertaining than 99% of the people who've ever played.

Rob still played a masterful game. And don't forget his performance in All-Stars. He got the girl and the money. He probably isn't the greatest of all time, but he's in my top 5 for sure.

Parvati's definitely up there for me for the same reasons. Everyone knew she was a major threat, yet she always made it very far.

At least they would have got his idol out of the game. That shit's gonna bite Albert & Sophie on the ass.

I think he totally learnt from Rob's last performance.