i pray you never make it.

Every thread, like muthafuckin' clockwork, your ass pops up with 'RESSELL' or, wait, let me guess - 'PHILITE'. We get it bro, it was funny on the show.

I'd have to rewatch Pearl Islands to be able to comment on her performance properly. I just felt she was a bit boring, same as in HvV, where she basically did fuckall and only won it because she was up against Russell.

Awesome, I'm busy getting Amazon right now.

Ozzy would probably shit himself if Cochran beat him at a challenge. Would be cool though.

Amazon's one of the few seasons I haven't seen. Is it worth watching?

oh purple kelly…such, such were the joys.

I feel the same. Definitely one of the weakest seasons ever. The only reason I'm going to keep watching is in case, by some miracle, Coach gets blindsided or at least loses.

kd lang!! bwahahaha!

Ozzy's not the greatest at puzzles.

I've been dreaming about Coach getting blindsided for weeks now.

Totally, Sandra may have one twice, but she didn't really have to work for those wins at all. She definitely wasn't in control at any point and relied mainly on the fact that she was the best of a bad bunch come jury time.

Spineless fuckers handed this season to Coach on a platter. Right now I just want anybody but Coach to win.

True, fuck this season. It really slid into shit with this episode. It's now Coach's game to lose, fuckhead that he is.

Agreed. These fucking morons should be gunning for Coach. I honestly can't believe that all these people are just going to hand him the goddamn win.

For real. I'm really not in the mood to get a sermon on the warrior spirit at the end. I don't want Coach to even be in the final three. Albert and Sophie have to make a move next week. I mean, Coach is so phony it's unbelievable that people actually willingly entertain his bullshit. I remember him saying on one of…

Brandon the Destroyer almost reared his ugly head in this episode. I was hoping he would completely lose his shit at Tribal. He hasn't showed the Savaii people the full extent of his madness yet. Unfortunately there's so few of them left that it doesn't really matter anymore.