Obligatory:

-There will be not be a 3rd origin story.
-They're keeping Peter young in order to effectively play off of the older, more experienced heroes.

Poor Cappadonna wouldn't know meter if you slapped him upside the head with a measuring stick.

RIGHT?

But they can use The Kingpin, who was born out of Amazing Spider-Man, and probably should be Sony's. This is where it gets confusing for me.

Obligatory reminder that a Ghostface/RDJ scene is a thing that actually exists.

*smashes through locked gate with a crane*

I'll take it a step further: It wasn't until Wesker was brought back that I was fully on board, and I've un-ironically enjoyed every step of this crazy, escalating bio-terror saga. I'm not exactly sure what that says about who I am as a person.

Most fowl indeed.

That's not a roar keeping guests up at night…

The fact that he named his high-school band after an obscure Wayne's World joke delights me to no end.

Lorne, we're not asking for much. You're busy. We get it. We'd just like to pop in and chat…170-180 minutes of your time. Real quick. We just want two things: Adam Scott, and U2. That's all. And maybe some college girls. Lorne, can we get some college girls in the background?

Hey, Luke, do me a favor?

They were both pretty fucking sweet.

Radiohead, "Electioneering"

Can the Bad Seeds be the in-house session musicians?.

Man, I thought he was great, too.

It's a series of illustrations that basically summarizes the story in broad strokes. Each turn of the page offers a full 2-page spread by a different artist that highlights a major event in the narrative. It's presented in chronological order, but don't go in expecting a fluid, start-to-finish presentation. Still…

Had my first sit-down listen last night. Enjoyed the hell out of it.

I know Daniel Craig just alluded to it, but it really will be interesting to see how they go about re-imagining SPECTRE and Blofeld in a post-Dr. Evil pop-culture landscape. They've had to drop so much out of the series already.