He's definitely got me sea-ing red.

Honestly, I miss this gimmick more than the rest. He went out on the highest note possible.

A boycott this widespread seems like a tall order.

I absolutely agree that the behind the scenes stuff is the best part about the entire industry. Absolutely fucking fascinating. Booking, writing, character development (all three often changing course on a week to week basis), the structure of the industry itself, the role of the consumer, promotion, production, the…

Buried? Dude had a 14 month title reign.

Wouldn't the space timeline eventually yield both the 'Planet Bieber' and 'Son of Bieber' storylines? Eventually, Bieber and his brood would return to Earth to wreck all our shit, culminating in World War Bieber, where eventually he would be put down, but only after giving rise to Selena Gomez's alter-ego, Red Bieber.

Nowhere in your post did I see the words "Bill" or "Paxton", so allow me to remedy the situation:

Not there, there!

"I think I got your mail."

"Screw you guys, I'm going home."

WOW BOB WOW™

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRDDDDMAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!

So….did you get that thing I sent you?

They're a strictly reactionary organization. The FCC doesn't usually act unless a concerned party asks them to, post-airing. In addition to that, they're historically much more lenient towards anything that airs after 10PM.

Why the hell aren't people upvoting this?

My apartment is infested with Koala Bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the lights, a bunch of koala bears scatter.

"I'd rather kiss a wookie."

I promise I'm not trying to do the whole internet argument thing. I'm also really bad at it.

I no longer believe in Harvey Dent.

Speaking as an Oakland County native: