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President Evil
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Why the fuck are there so many semi-colons?

Back up in your ass with the resurrection.

You had your Spider-Man episode. Where art thou, Stilt-Man!?

[Stabs Robb Starz]

So, hey, Eddie Izzard.

[Polite golf applause]

He adds subtle bits of humor to his Chilton, which has the suprising result of making him rather likable at unexpected times. It's great entertainment.

"A"

Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques…

I have to live the next two weeks of my life knowing that somewhere, that information is accessible.

"He did"
"I did"

It honestly feels like he's being slowly phased out. From the staff turnover in the last year, to all the recent changes, I'm officially concerned.

#meatthing

"If my client's show's a hit, you must acquit."

*Attempts to fist bump Jack Crawford.*

Now I want an Abe Vigoda Vulture, and I'm not going to get one. :(

Higgins rushes over to save them both, only to turn heel and drop a flying elbow from the desk onto Fallon.

Enjoy these coming months you beautiful, wooden son of a bitch. You've earned it.

Speedball?

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