Everybody just log into One Million Moms and click on the call to action button for the Shweddy Balls protest.
They give you a form letter in an editing box.  Just replace their anti-ice cream invective and write how stupid and humorless the protest is and it'll go right on to their corporate offices.

GOD OF NECK!

I know of an pristine original and unaltered 35mm print of the original Star Wars, and I know that those holding it are keeping it private so as not to raise the interest of George, or more precisely lawyers of George.  There must also be at least a print or two in other private hands…