Brian Wilson and Frank Zappa got there first.

David Lynch will be happy to hear about this.

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The Crystal Hip is being replaced
A million pills, a million thrills

Hopefully he does better in Atlanta than BJ Upton.

This certainly does nothing to disprove my time-tested theory, Russians hate Jared Hasselhoff.

I wouldn't know if Bloodsport is better. I've seen it a bunch of times, but never from the beginning. That's the hallmark of a cable classic.

Baitin'

She should have sent a letter to Metallica. Maybe she thinks Nirvana did Enter Sandman?

Setting her pants on fire doesn't make her crazy. It does, however, make her a liar.

can somebody not be an asshole and read to the end of the article

That's the kind of Mann-on-Man action I like!

You're thinking of the Alternative Press Expo in SF.

TS Eliot: he's not Prufockian, he's Pro-fuckin'!

They should have done that for that one episode of Nathan for You with the poo-flavored yogurt.

FX is Miguel Cabrera, HBO is Albert Pujols, and AMC is Ryan Howard.

Peter File?

Hope you don't mind spending the extra 100 bucks. As an added bonus, you also get the original version of Self Portrait no one likes!

Yes. "Art films."

One of my favorite old AV Club articles: