Yes and yes.

I assumed it was going to be like The Blob, but with a giant taint instead.

I thought I had mono, but it turned out that I was just bored.

Boston is becoming like the Yankees in the late nineties. Can somebody come up with a witty bon mot like "the Evil Empire"?

The Big Bang Theory sux(the fun out of Thursday night)?

Was House of Lies a musical or a comedy?

Also, was the Wolf of Wall Street a musical or comedy?

I corrected the moderator's pronounciation at trivia night(there was a WNBC question?) and got a big laugh.

What? Samberg won for best comedic/musical actor? I am a huge Andy Samberg apologist, but B99 is obviously a hit because of the ensemble. Then again, not much competition-wise. Was 2013 this incredibly weak for TV comedy?

ALL DAY LONG FOREVER. A HUNDRED DAYS FOREVER A HUNDRED TIMES.

here you go: http://www.youtube.com/watc…
it's not much but, eh.

Have you ever picked up the free paper and seen some of the names of local bands. 90% are just atrocious.

I've got to go with The Warden and Rabbi Jewy McJewjew.

*lie detector detects lie*

The phrase "jerk-ass" comes to mind.

Here's an article with a graph showing numerical evidence of the Simpson's decline in original ideas: http://deadhomersociety.com…

Hah!!!

How's that landslide going for Christie?

Oh yeah, that was awesome.

The weather channel was the worst. There was this Newsmaxx ad for a billionaire wearing a red pimp hat covering his face with hands looking all scared. The article said sell all of your stocks because this mystery billionaire was selling all of his before the big crash. This was 6 months ago. I am so sick of rich…