The difference being his father was good announcer.

Literally, everyone I know hates Joe Buck, and I mean every single person I know who watches sports. How does this dude have a job?

Wait, slow motion is when you take the pictures really fast then slow them down. Well, what do you know.

TUSK!

Here's a copy of an article about that St. Clair County judge ODing on heroin with another judge: http://www.riverfronttimes….

I give him 127 hours.

You're thinking crucifixion and burial in a cave?

Due to the backlash from my constant cutting and pasting on the AVClub, I am retiring from posting.

"Everything is a rave. Nine thumbs up, what the hell is that?"

I've got this theory about time. If you use your time to learn, it's time well spent. While there are underlying greater truths in fiction, they are coated in layers of BS that end up replacing brainspace that could be used to store facts and knowledge. Indulging in fantasy, while enjoyable, would be considered…

*turns on the Buttsignal, giant illuminated ass appears in the sky*
Brett Ratner, you are the only one who can save us now.

Dude's totally not Carrot Top. Anyways, I just meant it makes sense that an early nineties alt-comic would get a role as a video store clerk at the height of the indie film movement.

President Jimmy Carter: Okay, right, you did some orange sunshine, Peter.

Just remember you're a living organism on this planet, and you're very safe. You've just taken a heavy drug. Relax, stay inside and listen to some music, Okay? Do you have any Allman Brothers?

Playing a guy working at a video store the same year Clerks came out?

This Country Ain't for Old Men: XXX Porn Parody

When war turns whole populations into sleepwalkers, vaginas don't join forces with alarm clocks. Vaginas, like poets, rearrange the nightmare.

something…something…PS: your vagina is in the sink

My favorite part about books(besides the ease of reading in bed) is being able to lend a them to a friend. This keeps the hoarding down because the good ones rarely come back.

One of my clients reads only non-fiction, she thinks anything else is just fluff.