Isn't the dialogue in the movie lifted almost exactly from the novel.

That read more like a 2 star review.

Well, everyone knows Emmanuelle faked her orgasms. What this post presupposes is… maybe she didn't?

Yes, Mr. Bongpuncher, everything stinks.

Seattle vs Key West?

During a guerilla street art outbreak in San Francisco, we took a 10 foot wooden ladder, some lace and other materials down to the beach and made a burning angel. It was a lot of fun, everyone liked it, and we got back home at a decent hour. Supposedly, that's how the original Burning Man started.

SNL NEEDS RACES.

Currency burn!

Ha, ha, ha. I don't get it.

Pete and Conan forever! 100 years, Pete and Conan! www.peteandconan.com!

Well, maybe the teeth.

You folks see that flashing sign up there? Now, that sign says: "Applesauce." No, no, I'm kidding. It says "applause." Ray, do me a favor. Could you flick that once? [crowd applauds]

“Of course you’d say that, you have the brainpan of stage coach tilter.”

I hated the General, with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face.
-How can you hate General Tso?
Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly!

Bonestorm?

"What if Sherlock Holmes was an asshole?"

"One more screw up, your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower!"

What a weird coincidence, I just accidentally clicked on "community" instead of "my discus" and found that top commentors list. He's the last one on it, and as soon as someone gets 18320 comments, he's gets bumped off. I thought to myself about some of the lousy commentors, awful trolls, and industrious spambots in…

460 collars…all convicted. I hear he even has 2 kills.

Mall Cops 2: Die Harder in the Mall