I will join you in your weeping, as I am not strong enough to offer my emotional support in these trying times.

Actually, Enkidum, the Japanese is gibberish. It's a straight google translator of the ridiculous English below.

You can always buy a cheap DVD player and look up the simple remote-control hack online. Then you have a region-free DVD player and no longer have to worry about all that regionality crap.

Oh, how I wish my work day were more bareable. You should see the interns around here.

You could partner with His Soils, on I-45 in south Houston, which is a dirt company with a picture of Jesus on the sign.

sneaky . . . sneaky . . .

Speaking of squatting, I just accidentally sat on my balls.