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The best scene in Mega Python vs. Gatoroid that doesn't involve Mickey Dolenz being eaten is when they use the lyrics to I Think We're Alone Now as actual dialogue.

The best scene in Mega Python vs. Gatoroid that doesn't involve Mickey Dolenz being eaten is when they use the lyrics to I Think We're Alone Now as actual dialogue.

I love Peter Hale so much that I don't even care how ridiculous it is that all the characters are just OK with the fact that he tried to kill everyone last season now.

I love Peter Hale so much that I don't even care how ridiculous it is that all the characters are just OK with the fact that he tried to kill everyone last season now.

Loved Grandpa Argent sitting outside on the car while everyone else was in the police station. Can not wait for him to be the big bad.

Loved Grandpa Argent sitting outside on the car while everyone else was in the police station. Can not wait for him to be the big bad.

That music in those damn Blue Moon ads I've been seeing for six months is a real song?!

That music in those damn Blue Moon ads I've been seeing for six months is a real song?!

Love her. New favorite character now that Mrs. Argent is gone. I don't care that she's a day player/contest winner.

Love her. New favorite character now that Mrs. Argent is gone. I don't care that she's a day player/contest winner.

Perfect Stranger is INSANE. I hope your movie gets picked. I watched that on TV the other day, and I could not believe it. Why did Victoria's Secret allow itself to be featured so prominently?

My parents use to lie to me and tell me this place was closed any time I wanted to go there.

My parents use to lie to me and tell me this place was closed any time I wanted to go there.

I. AM. YOUR SINGING TELEGRAM.

I. AM. YOUR SINGING TELEGRAM.

2030 is two chubby comedic actors rumored for the part from now.

2030 is two chubby comedic actors rumored for the part from now.

Future Newswire Dispatch from January 20, 2013:

Future Newswire Dispatch from January 20, 2013:

I don't normally watch this show but, I gotta say, I listened to this 'Home' song really isn't half bad. It sounds A LOT like Mumford and Sons, so it's not the most original thing in the world, but I'd listen to it.