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I've seen Murder on the Orient Express easily in the hundreds of times, mostly off of the worn out VHS tapes my grandparents owned. Could quote almost all of that movie and Drop Dead Gorgeous to you.

Oh god. The Trial of Billy Jack is ten times worse.

Mine would be April Fools, now viewable to anyone in the U.S. with Netflix Instant. It's sort of an urban retelling of I Know What You Did Last Summer, but with 1/10th the budget, aspect ratios that change at random intervals, and two full-length performances by Lil' Flip in the middle of it.

Hopefully I'm not the only person who remembers the Jon Voight 'Noah's Ark' TV movie that somehow included Sodom & Gomorrah, Carol Kane turning into salt, James Coburn as a merchant who travelled on a paddle boat selling pots and pans after the flood, and F. Murray Abraham as Lot, Noah's nephew who becomes a pirate

She was the evil queen in The Asylum's Snow White mockbuster last year, and she wore lots of hats with feathers hot glued to them.

Kind of sounds like the name of a decent Always Sunny episode.

This. Was really hoping that character was being set up for another movie. Seemed out of place otherwise.

Invisible Child is their best episode, for my money.

Anyone who has fond memories of Goblet of Fire definitely should never rewatch Goblet of Fire.

Hey guys, I'm a nerd for the Scream movies.

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Oh, yeah. The most important part of this episode was the presence of Ms. McCall from Teen Wolf, OBVIOUSLY.

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Can we just talk about how the actress who plays Donna looks like she stepped directly out of Pretty in Pink? It was kind of tripping me out how period she looks.

Fuck! Also Emily Blunt twirling that lighter around with her hand in Looper

Fuck! Also Emily Blunt twirling that lighter around with her hand in Looper

- Both scrambler scenes from Take This Waltz
- Driving across the bridge at the end of Perks of Being A Wallflower
- Susan Sarandon kissing her secret admirer underneath the fire sprinklers in Jeff, Who Lives At Home
- The split second decision the entire second half of The Loneliest Planet hinges upon
- The first time

- Both scrambler scenes from Take This Waltz
- Driving across the bridge at the end of Perks of Being A Wallflower
- Susan Sarandon kissing her secret admirer underneath the fire sprinklers in Jeff, Who Lives At Home
- The split second decision the entire second half of The Loneliest Planet hinges upon
- The first time

In a perfect world, she would have been the one to play Marilyn Monroe in a movie. I'm serious.

In a perfect world, she would have been the one to play Marilyn Monroe in a movie. I'm serious.