Bloody orphans.

I like Community a lot, but I think P & R is consistently funnier.

Really thought Ellie Kemper sold this episode for me. This is probably the best she's been, and I think a lot of that is that she got her best material to date.

I have seen A LOT of episodes of Wizards of Waverly Place, and I am not ashamed to admit that I enjoyed all of them. That's good stuff.

Calling Survival of the Dead 'not bland' is a polite way to say that it's terrible, which it is.

Gee … a mythology based show on an American network with an open ended time table? Pass.

I saw the second one with the long fucking cave rave sequence in theatres … I did not go back for a third.

"via gory scenes of women being physically, psychologically, and sexually abused."

I have a message for everyone who came of age in the '80s: Most of the movies you loved as a kid are terrible. Don't understand '80s nostalgia …

I will be having Mr. Scott's children if I have to kidnap him and secure him to my bed with a collection of fashionable skinny ties.

On the subject of expectations tempering critical reactions: I maintain that Rise of the Planet of the Apes would never have gotten the ridiculously rapturous reviews it got earlier this year if people hadn't been expecting it to be incompetent. As it was, only the characterization was incompetent, but apparently the…

Oh yeaaaah. He's a sociopath, baby!

I'm the kind of TV fan no show really wants because, by and large, I never really watch the first seasons of shows when they are airing. I will usually catch a pilot, not like it, and come back for season 2 if it's been talked up enough to me. Didn't like Community or Parks and Recreation in their first seasons (from…

"Tonight, there’s a direct homage to a famous moment from Kill Bill …"
Not to be that guy, but I'm going to do it anyway. I'm not denying the reason the 'Twisted Nerve' whistle is in this episode is because it got famous from Kill Bill, but if you asked the show creators, I'd imagine they would tell you that they are…

Scott, you neglected the most important thing that will determine whether or not I see it: On a scale of 1 to 10, how annoying is the kid?

Analeigh Tipton was in Crazy Stupid Love, on the show Greek, and is in Whit Stillman's new movie Damsels in Distress in a major role. She's doing OK for herself.