So what's the big secret? We need a spoiler space.

Cool story. When are you reviewing UH… Oh, wow!

Um…. The review *is* up.

Even a cowboy hat would fail to barely contain Timothy Olyphant's rage over that.

Haha! It's funny 'cause they're nerds!

He probably just forgot it. "Beowulf" is required reading (or should be) in a lot of programs, but how many people can remember its best lines? Me. That's how many.

Has anyone noticed that Gideon is basically the same character as the solar research guy who mentors Wesley in that one Season 3 episode with the Nanites? I think I saw someone in the comments last week refer to that character type as "Space-Hemingway," which is a pretty good description.

The Ogre, from what I've heard, Rand smoked A LOT of weed when he was at Baylor. Of course, I'm not sure how any non-uber-Baptist could tolerate Waco for more than three hours without being completely baked.

If it wasn't for Bad Luck, we would have Luck.

It's "Believe Me, if All those Endearing Young Charms."

Admitting your faults is just another step toward hipster d-baggery irony.

I'm preparing myself for that possibility by buying all the whisk(e)y in the world.

C J Wilson didn't see being a free agent as any incentive to not pitch like shit during the playoffs last year.

I hope you're right, because I'm starting to get worried: The Rangers have actually lost 6 games so far this season, and only have a 5.5 game lead in their division.

I hate seeing my beloved Texas Rangers playing in that shit-hole of a stadium up north, particularly because they often seem to get beat there, no matter how mediocre the Blue Jays are that year.

Also this weekend, Rays at Rangers, with Sunday night's game being broadcast on ESPN, meaning it (the broadcast, hopefully not the game will suck). What did suck was the first game of the divisional playoffs last year, when the Rangers also faced the Rays, and CJ Wilson was lit up like a fracking Christmas tree by a…

It's weird, because it's just like that Gotye song: I heard this on the public radio music station and I honestly had no idea this was a pop hit until just now. When will it be on Glee?
Oh, and when my wife described it to me, she said, "It sounds like that song you and [another female friend of ours] like to sing…

I heard there was a lot of champagne.

Sounds like a fellatious argument to me.

Why would you inform students about snow days using a spam-bot? Sounds like a pretty obvious flaw to me. I hope someone got fired for this.