Skip this..
and bring back "The Life & Times Of Tim"

I liked it
when she said, "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education…

What about "the Love Guru"?
"If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?"

Al Kida

Now I have a sudden urge to have breakfast at Denny's

The Smith Brothers Cough Drops whatever week you have a sore throat…

The problem with Tom Arnold, is that he's supposed to be this badass porno guy (granted with a bunch of muscleheads), but when he was onscreen with the SOA, it just looked like some bikers were gonna beat up an old guy from Iowa. I did however, applaud when they put a minor beat down on him - I just would have…

Stop Thinking… and post on the AV Club board

D onald
S ucks
R eal
L ong

With a special appearance by Don Johnson

Will Juliette and Billy Bob
tour together as the new "Janis" and the new "Tom Petty"?

Surprise…
It's 1983 rookie Ali Haji-Sheikh

I bet you got a C-

Best William Castle Movie?
Macabre
House On Haunted Hill
The Tingler
13 Ghosts
Mr Sardonicus
Homicidal
Strait Jacket
I Saw What You Did

To get back at Ari
E should have sent him a delicious tray of sushi delivered by Chris Kattan

The only reason to watch TPIR
is to see the Mountain Climber game, and hope that little fucker goes over the edge…

MJH will win this thing because she can cloud the minds of the judges with her lazy eye…

Tom Delay???
I guess Mason Reese, Rodney Allen Rippy, David Duke, Dan Quayle, the girl who fell in the well in Texas when she was a baby, the living half of Milli Vanilli, Puck from "The Real World", Justin Guarini, and Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme were all unavailable.

According to various reports, Tucker Max will be the fourth head on the proposed "Mount Douchemore" monument slated to be constructed later this year in New Jersey. Dane Cook, Jeremy Piven, and Spencer Pratt (replacing Kid Rock) are also set to be memorialized.

Actually, the Piven finger looks like it's on it's way to giving Dane the ol' Wet Willy