Prince's giant guitar/penis shadow puppet ranks up there.

I can't fathom rooting for division rivals in the super bowl (except the Lions … that would be a hoot).

I had no clue Tuukka talked like that. Amazing.

I just hope Lady Gaga's halftime show is better than the shitty Bowie tribute (I miss Fame Monster era).

From the wiki article:

I'm no doctor, but that probably puts him on the dum dum spectrum somewhere, right?

Wow, Negan came from another planet?

My prediction:

Dude, what are you talking about? Do I gotta list out all the insane action for you?

"Hi, we're the Menendez brothers. We didn't wait for our destiny … we made our destiny."

Viola: is it right to buy a Chrysler?

That is a loathsome goddamn phrase. Haven't heard anybody say that non-ironically in a while, but it makes my blood boil in any context.

Drinking Rolling Rock is a CHOICE, an sinful one!

Partially true: your dick needs to be out as well.

It's called "Amblyopia."

He's practically a Shakespeare amongst the alt-right.

My mom thinks they're a metal band.

As a person who hates tacky shit and the wasteful aspects of geek culture, I agree with you 100 percent.

Wait … Hummels are NOT valuable? YOU WERE WRONG, GRANDMA (God rest her soul).

"blah blah two sides of the same coin [fart]." - my idiot left-leaning friends (who either forgot about the Bush years or can't recognize a personified catastrophe when it's staring at them in the fucking face) on Nov. 7