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Unrelated, but I'm enjoying the hell out of Crime Town. I didn't realize Providence had such a mob history.

Maybe not necessarily "psycho" from the get-go, but damaged (the kid's a damn slave). Make him seemingly well-adjusted later on, before he falls.

One of his early specials had a bit where he mentions that Anakin should have been written as a creepy Damien-from-The Omen-type character. That would have been more effective (and way easier than getting a kid to portray a gearhead who's great at everything — and who's also a somehow a slave).

YIPPEEEEEEE!!!

I just hope she says the line: "But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds!"

… all of the cool bands only stopping in Chicago and Madison on their tours

Different sport, but A.J. McCarron's will always be the worst:

If it happens, it will happen about 6 years from now (after multiple doping accusations and contract disputes). It will be boring as shit, yet still make a quarter of a billion dollars.

Charlie don't French press.

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Your cynicism has got the best of you.

BAH GAWD … HE HIT WEIRD AL WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!

Last time I saw him was in Mankato at a second floor venue that was packed beyond safe capacity (I could feel the floor move beneath me). His performance was unreal.

We Don’t Even Live Here is a great album that should have been bigger.

"Today's Your Day (Whachagonedu?)" by Fatlip is my alarm, and a damn good one.

The CGI Colossus (and the jackass who voiced him) are single-handily responsible for the Oscar snub. Also, the movie isn't that great.

Poonlight

You misspelled Norm of the North.

It's ok. She'll get fired and get a sweet coal-mining job.

I've heard if you say that in mirror three times, a poor kid gets health insurance.

That reminds me: everyone is welcome to check out my new stoner metal band — Mark Romanek — tomorrow night.