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That Halloween game was basically:

Brown Stiletto is a fantastic band name.

Oops, thanks for the clarification … still gonna win the Lombardi [huffs glue].

I love the yearly implosion too, but there's a twisted part of me that's ok with them going to the Super Bowl just so Tony Romo can be in it (albeit 1-2 snaps).

Perhaps he just watched Vikings quarterback Sam Bradford unleash another 2-yard checkdown pass and felt the last trace of Super Bowl dreams leave his body.

It's in Chanhassen, a rich suburb about 25 minutes away from Mpls. They got a nice Thai restaurant and a Chipotle.

To hell with the AV Club. I'm going to do what I always dreamed of … I'm going to write that sitcom about that sassy robot.

I went from a Foreman grill to a Cuisinart indoor grill. It's like going from a Radio Flyer wagon to a Mercedes.

He looked like C3PO … robotic yet terrified of everything.

Who wants to watch me reveal my own Russia?

You're a natural at being a gay?

I have a coworker who's one of the most hard-working, intelligent, empathetic people I've ever met. He's also a Juggalo (down to the case of Faygo in his desk drawer). He may have awful taste in music, but he's decent people.

I would totally fuck 19 yo version of me, but afterward I'd quickly leave just to avoid listening to my younger self talk about how much he/me loves listening to Tool.

Wow … you put a lot of effort into that comment. Good job!

That's too bad your jokes suck. Our parties are fucking siiiiick.

The joke was dumb, but Jost's defense of it was some masturbatory bullshit. It doesn't surprise me that Jost would try to justify it with a NYT opinion piece. Wonder if he also has Thomas Friedman submitting one-liners.

I didn't even realize Costner was attempting an accent.

Don't care … just hire a better voice actor for Colossus … or just not have Colossus if you're going to make him look/sound like shit.

He yells at his mom about meatloaf or something.