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Yankton Cocksucker
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Yeah … I remember 2013 well. So many great memories …

and defense just doesn't win you games- ask the 1978 Atlanta Falcons how that turned out for them

The Vikings suck and their problems are far more ingrained into the team and won't be fixed soon enough.

In the Rodgers era: whenever the Packers suck, the entire NFC North sucks (see also: 2013).

He's the best linebacker in the NFL.

I like some stuff from The 3rd World, big improvement over Revolutionary.

Our state gets a lot of shit right, but when it comes to fun stuff like booze, we settle for the dumbest fucking laws.

I'm one of those people. There's a certain type of fun in crossing the border from MN, stopping at a Kwik Trip*, and buying a bunch of hit-or-miss New Glarus beer.

They truly are, regardless of season. I try to hit up Madeline Island (and Tom's Burned Down Bar) at least once a year.

Reasons to like Wisconsin … RANKED:

Here was my experience:

… ugh, fine.

I can't remember the last time I had MGD or what it tastes like, so I can't compare.

Passed out on a train track?

My favorite summer bevarage is Stiegl Radler … ABV of 2.5%

Not sure what that has to do with anything.

All of the middle-age/baby boomer types from WI that I know said Blatz used to make a high quality beer that was incredibly popular nationally, but they put out cheaper swill (in the 80s/90s?) to lower production costs.

When you're given shit for lines, sometimes the only option is to chew on scenery like candy.

"WELLL … WELLLL … WEEEEEEELLLLLLL."

Forest Whitaker as Negan would've been fucking bonkers.