If you want to quit smoking cigarettes, don't use a stupid vape pen. Just follow my quit plan:

Hey, the illustrator worked really hard on getting the Kusanagi haircuts just right.

Edging is a gift to all of God's people.

Show me on the doll where George Soros touched you.

The genius behind "iBrain" …

"Sorry toots … you're not even remotely qualified to work on Assy McGee"

Game of Thrones: Episode I: The Big-titted Menace

Hodor is the key to all this.

Please settle down, you cuck.

I expect a higher standard from the network that frequently airs Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon during primetime hours.

As if this media landscape wasn't bleak enough.

Google The Soiling of Old Glory.

I've watched 16 episodes of the Sharpe series, and that prick still hasn't died.

John Ratzenberger seems like an okay chap.

Last week's episode of This American Life discussed the nativist trends in the Republican party, and focused on St. Cloud, MN … a city in the center of Michelle Bachmann country that has a fair amount of a Somali refugee population.

I wonder what was going through Mark Kirk's head during that debate …

I live in a House district that falls over MN's version of Orange County (wealthy, conservative). Erik Paulsen (R) has safely held it since 2009. The race is a little bit closer this year against Terri Bonoff (D), but he's still going win. Paulsen always keeps his head down and brags about crafting simpler policy…

I'm just glad to see Feingold's name again. If he wins, I'll be ecstatic.

True … we've lost the following people:

Hmm … no, Peg.