Yeah … Moe dressed as Austin Powers and Agnes Skinner dressed as JLo … real knee slapper.

The fans were pretty sick of Norv by year 3. His ideal offensive schemes were complex and difficult to implement every year. We'd usually start the season with a version of his system … watch it not work, for various reasons … then he would adjust to schemes that fit his personnel better.

The 2003 Vikings started 6-0.

I'd rather not see them win it all (for obvious reasons), but the thought of Bettman presenting them the cup in Winnipeg makes me giggle.

I'm recklessly chugging the "Pat Shurmer Will Unlock the Secret to Our Offense" Kool-Aid. It's all I can do.

AP's injury and Sendejo have been more devastating.

The o-line is historically bad, by every metric. Bradford isn't a HOF, but this isn't on him.

Opposing coaches got wise to our strategy of building an o-line entirely out of mashed potatoes.

Depends on the city/teams, I guess? Most MN Wild games are sold out and loud but respectable to opposing fans. It gets a little crazier when Jets fans arrive en masse, but it's the fun kind of crazy/trash talking.

He got hit 20+ times during that awful game against the Eagles, and didn't die. I'd say that 's more miraculous than the 5-0 start.

Asiata doesn't get injured as much … that's pretty much it.

“ISLAMIC EXTREMIST TERRORISM!!!”

I wish I didn't just read that.

This is just another tone-deaf, awkward way of getting Odell Beckham to notice her.

♫ My name's Scotty B. and I'm here to say
We gotta ban Muslims ♫

This was reported on a Chicago police/fire scanner twitter feed last night:

Does this mean Steve Bartman can finally get into heaven?

Six more days of this bullshit.

To avoid any whitewashing controversy, they should've just taken a page out of the Venture Bros. book: 1) have the Ancient One take multiple, different forms throughout the film, and 2) always have H. Jon Benjamin do the voice.

[weird Shadow-esque laughter]