Nobody cared because The Shadow was awkward and terrible.

Damn … sorry, CeeLo … you're out of the band.

Did a phone interview with him once for a local paper. Super nice guy.

He's ruining your innuendo … LETS GET HIM

If that doesn't work, heimdall for talking about it with a friend.

That's not a very good pun.

It's a thor subject for both sides.

Color rush is extremely dumb … except for the Vikings unis GOLD TRIM LOOK AT THAT SHIT!!!

#shouldveneverbeeninvented

Makes sense, considering the real-life Rudy Ruettiger is something of a bullshit artist himself.

Headline suggestion: Can wack conquer smack?

… the Mound?

Of course, there's no way to see into the indoor GOT sets without some kind of infrared heat-sensitive camera. So let's turn it on …

The only Danish movie of his that I've seen is The Hunt (great performance, great film). I'd like to check out some others from his homeland … any recommendations?

Wondering if Jay Jay magically heals up before Halloween …

May the beer farts of a million frat boys live in Matthews' helmet.

[frantically backs up porn for winter]

First you get the porn, then you get the power, then you get the women.

"My orgasms are elegant. Classy."

Your last sentence is spot on. Moore was incredibly influential, but there are so many better media-makers out there who can get the most out of a subject (and not have to make it about them).