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Yankton Cocksucker
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Louie Anderson in Baskets?

Anybody want to start a jockcore group?

[his evil cousin, Lorne, sits in his study … grinning and sipping on scotch]

Hello, my name is Mr. Amabo … and I come from … uh, some place far away.

It's CBS: the show will be terrible yet draw insane ratings.

For the past couple of autumns/winters, I like to play doom metal during my commutes … mainly Windhand. Their past two albums, Soma and Grief's Infernal Flower provide a nice backdrop for the changing scenery. I consider that my form of Christmas music.

Glass' Itaipu is great traveling music.

Starring Kristofer Hivju as Harry Knowles

FASTER BATMAN … BATMAN'S GAINING ON US!

Mine's a total no brainer:

FLAGGED

Wait a minute … something isn't right …

PREGGOS FOR ALL

It's nowhere near as gross as Gawker's "Gizmodo's" coverage of it.

"…Sigmund Freud said ‘Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.’ Oh, yeah? Well, sometimes it’s a big, brown dick, with a fat, arrogant, white-collar business criminal asshole sucking on the wet end of it.” - George Carlin

If it's any consolation, Whitney Mercilus is fun as hell to watch, even when he's beating the shit out of my Vikes' terrible o-line and injury-riddled QB.

They're hilarious trash talkers, and having one of them (or both?) would be tons of fun, but they're also gigantic douchebags … even for NFL players.

Chaka and Stevie performed in the same building … there were no survivors.

Good thing he didn't include Solaris. We can't appease the Russians.

There's an extra verse and solo in the original live recording* that was used for the "Purple Rain" track.