HEY

"Fan Theory" is a loathsome fucking term.

He looked like an unmasked Scooby Doo villain (see also: Ron Paul).

They're the savvy veterans of the super-minority game.

Neither did Street Fighter.

I come from the future!

Lesbians are the new super-minority that control everything (take THAT, Jews)?

Don't have a cowper, man.

Nah, it'll be used as currency, just like in The Ice Pirates

I live in MN. I'll help you guys build a sweet moat if you let me crash there (if things turn south).

YEAH BUT I GET MY NEWS FROM BERNIE SANDERS' DANK MEME STASH ON FACEBOOK, AND THEY SAID BERNIE WOULD'VE ALREADY WON THE PRESIDENCY BY NOW.

A bunch of my friends are sharing a recent NY Observer article with a headline of something like "WHY DEMOCRATS SHOULD BE FREAKING OUT ABOUT THE LATEST POLLS" … yet casually ignoring the disclaimer at the bottom that states Trump is the father-in-law of the publisher.

At least rock climbers are better leisure demographic to tap into:

It sucks, because I love seeing younger people getting active in politics (compared to 12+ years ago, when we were in the middle of two wars and dealing with a fucked up mix of cynicism/jingoism).

No … I know too many who seriously think Jill Stein or Gary Johnson are better options.

Stein couldn't get elected to congress in her home state.

Keith Ellison is the fucking man.

"If I'm In Luck I Might Get Picked Up" is my wake up alarm song.

Robot Seven is an atheist, so he's out.

Robo FIFA is way more efficient at being corrupt than meatbag FIFA.