That's such a dad joke!

ITS NOT FUNNY HES CALLING YOU A GAY .. LETS GET HIM

That's such a dad joke!

[An excited intern bursts into Dinesh D'Souza's office]

Here's a helpful article that shows various methods of removing your embarrassing Trump/Pence bumper sticker (a faded sticker supporting a failed campaign is no laughing matter):

He's saying we're "elite" because I had the foresight to bring an assortment of Jones Sodas to today's meeting (and not that generic Wal-Mart shit somebody brought last time … YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE).

It's not all bad. There's that nice scene at the end where Chekhov flies away in a white ship and diverges into a separate wormhole (all set to Wiz Khalifa).

The thing people don’t realize about the Tube Wars is that it wasn’t really about the tubes.

"Ever heard of them 'heeldos' … ooowee, technology is great, ain't it?"

We need to create a memorial dedicated to all the A.V. Club critics who have reviewed D'Souza films.

I'm still holding out hope that Michelle crashes the RNC and gives a final "fuck you."

…and he's added more freaky stuff to his sexual arsenal.

If there's anyone on the planet begging for a wedgie, it's Shapiro.

Some guy who dresses like the lead singer of Scooter harassed somebody … because free speech or whateverthefuck.

I'm a little torn.

According to lead singer Stephan Jenkins, the song was meant as a response to Lou Reed's "Walk on the Wild Side" but from a San Francisco perspective.[3] The style of the song reflects changes that were occurring in the San Francisco music scene, particularly a growing interest in hip-hop.

"Underrated" was a poor word choice, now that I think about it. The dude was insanely prolific and had a ton of credits to his name that I forgot about (Star Trek, etc).

Another great, underrated film composer is Jerry Goldsmith. It's a bummer that The Wind and the Lion wasn't a very good movie … that soundtrack is gorgeous.

They appropriated funds from Project R.O.M.N.E.Y. to be used for converting dead holocaust victims.

Goddammit … fine … give him an oil bath.