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I always knew the director of Torque had a few screws loose.

Someone please build another Romney.

Most of the computer screens at my local library face a wall (very narrow and easy to hide), and I've always noticed the same guy sitting in the same spot.

Kokanee isn't too bad … from what I remember (nothing).

"Our blades are sharp. They're the best blades. All other blades are losers." - House Trump

I just finished season 6. I can't believe Edward James Olmos only existed in Colin Hanks' mind. How's that for a twist!?!

The political idiocy pool is pretty full right now. I had no idea how awful this douche was.

I stopped reading after "…American Hoosier dads," as if there's such a thing as non-American Hoosiers.

I'll renounce my title if such a thing occurs.

If that's the case, then he's gotta have mountains of cocaine hidden somewhere.

I'm upset over the "T" being so well-endowed.

More like "Boo Live Crew" …

I just pray Norm Charlton, Rob Dibble, and Randy Myers stay the hell out of this.

Oh, totally. The guy is a studio drummer, and I'll never fault him for getting work. But still … Good Charlotte … woof.

I'm listening to FOTL for the first time. My immediate love of this band is equaled only by the shame of learning of their existence via a review of a 2016 Good Charlotte album.

On today's episode of "I Learn Something Disappointing About Josh Freese" …

THAT SONG BROUGHT COMFORT TO A GRIEVING NATION (for some reason).

I grew up in an area where "Polka Catholic Mass" is a thing. For real.

The director/producer of Last Action Hero has a point … a stupid, stupid point.

Yeah, and it was completely whitewashed for such a long time. It's weird to contrast the intense history of the 1862 Dakota War with the eerie quaintness of modern day southern MN. I wish it would get more coverage.