Only saw Hook once as a kid. Hated it and haven't felt any urge to watch it since then.

Yeah, but the cosmetic surgery is worth it (even if it kills you or stretches your face into unrecognizable shapes).

Leaving for Brazil tomorrow evening! Feeling nervous, excited, bloated …

I feel awful for the sisters/bandmates.

Freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from consequences.

People, show some respect … that's the President of Rape Victims addressing us.

Excusing sexual misconduct with the "I was drunk" defense is a common cop out.

Pro-tip: if you run them over with a car, they sorta look like pretzels.

Freddie's dead. Free speech is fine.

I'm friends with someone whose roommate used to date him in college. She basically said he was boring but very nice. Didn't say anything else beyond that.

Dumb question for lawyer-ly types: if you submit a character defense letter like this to a judge, is it automatically public record? The link to The Cut article basically says the letter was forwarded by an anonymous source.

Dr. Oz says you should murder at least one drifter every week.

… And then we're gonna go on even more adventures after that, Hoodie. And you're gonna keep your mouth shut about 'em, Hoodie. Because the world is full of idiots that don't understand what's important. And they'll tear us apart, Hoodie. But if you stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, Hoodie. And you're…

I'm only 300 packs of cigarettes away from doing Doc Hammer's voices.

Blink-182 bad I'll never listen to it.

Oh, so choking a handicapped person is cool?

Bad Grandpa 2: A British Grandpa!?!

I'll need to re-watch Tokyo Story. Couldn't get into it 10 years ago.

These state infograph maps are stupid and I hate contributing to this discussion, but this needs to be said:

Cavs are playing noticeably better (compared to earlier this season) and completely healthy. Even if Warriors recover, I think Cleveland can steal a game or two early on.