I think the Cavs are better equipped to take down Steph/company than OKC was.

"WHO WANTS A FREE T-SHIRT?!"

Yep (I can never look at foxes the same way again … real or fictional).

Today I learned Lego and Duplo are cross-compatible. Feel free to utilize that fact in whatever sick fantasies you have, AV Club.

I was!

[The smashed face of his ruined Lego sculpture looks up at Mr. Zhao]

"Where's it set? Upstate New York? Nah, fuck that … we're going to Aruba."

Dropped into a vat full of machetes?

I like the idea of Jason being the "chosen one" for some secret kingdom of lake dwellers. He gets trained in the deadly lake-related martial arts to reclaim his family's claim to the Lake Throne from some rival sect of lake dwellers, but instead of avenging his family, he just murders everyone.

Special Needs Lake Revenge Boy

"I have something to say about the Gorilla scandal …"

"The real monster is … lakes."

Hey! That jabroni spent a lot of time stapling corn to that pre-existing building!

You'll shit yourself when you hear this Romani cover of "All Star"

And then made an unrelated cartoon show called Bruno the Kid. That was weird.

"TruTV gears up for next year with Jon Glaser …"

Loved it as a kid. Even if it was shoddy, it was still somewhat faithful to the characters and explored tons of storylines.

No, Brett Ratner perfected it.

[Pog factory foreman reads AV Club headline]

Doesn't surprise me that Wolverine is dirty old man who hates technology.