Maybe Tobey Maguire will always be your Spider-Man no matter who’s cast in the seventh reboot of the franchise.

Was 21. Get off lawn.

Any recommended starting point(s) for Peaches?

Just wait until the 8:33 mark. That is when it gets good.

He's dissing crappy guitars! LET'S GET HIM!

There have been two common pitfalls with Hatesong, depending on who's being interviewed:

Not directly related, but I'm curious: has anyone been to an Alamo Drafthouse theater? What's the experience like?

[shrugs with a dumb smile]

[sexy eyes]

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT YOUR DONUT-BURGER.

I remember really liking that game … but I was 8 and also kind of a dipshit.

[disinterested dad voice]

Admire my new paver patio … and then get off my lawn!

'Live Music Etiquette at Terrible Punk Shows' Thread

Started exercising and eating sensibly again, but the alcohol consumption is still regular. I'm trying my friend's "No beer in the fridge" rule, and it sort of helps, but I still have 10+ bottles of booze just sitting around.

Putting poor taste aside, Jane Krakowski as Lynn Swan is fucked up image I'll never shake. It belongs in the same folder of nightmares as that baby from Eraserhead.

They soothe the "T" zone that doctors say is the key to clear and healthy airways.

HOLY SHIT - I completely forgot about Propagandhi. I feel like an asshole. They're totally essential.

Bands that originated from the 80s/90s that I like:

You can come to the Native American casino near my town. Val Kilmer and Don Dokken are scheduled to fight this weekend.