What about a Rex Grossman Day?

No. The answer is no.

For a second, I read it as "Diners, Drive-ins, and Dawes."

I think coaches can figure out what they need in 2 preseason games.

That makes you a thief.

"American Idol is phony and plastic, man. Y'all gotta listen to Linkin Park and hear some real shit." - All of my HS friends, circa 2002.

"GET IN LINE, ASSHOLE!!!" - Eric Roberts

Talk to Her (unless she's with the feds)

There's only room for one taco cat in my life:

There's no other podcast I look forward to more than WHM.

My band is already working on a cover of that. It's not going well (because we're terrible).

If you need a good shunning bell, you can borrow my grandma's. She got a lot of mileage out of it when I came out.

[angrily gives TJ Truffleberry a condescending yet half-baked lecture on the differences between 'communism' and 'democratic socialism']

Are you sure you're not talking about Tonya Harding's hometown charitable efforts?

Who is this!?!

Unwavering hatred of homosexuality?

Reposted Simpsonswiki entry for: Kristi Yamaguchi

Aww … thanks. Half Deadwood-inspired/half true.

Has Obama ever denigrated someone for changing their name?

It partially boils down to an incident in 1986 when Davis kicked a young Marsalis off the stage during a performance. There are many accounts of it, but apparently Marsalis showed up unannounced and fucked up the bands timing … Davis stopped everything and asked him to get the fuck off the stage. Overall, it doesn't…