DUGONG! … and it's not a costume.

Everything about this is silly, especially considering the new Falcons stadium — which will be partially financed with $600 million in public money — looks like a gigantic anus.

The manatees are a kind race. They would never do such a thing (unless it's revenge for all those speedboat-related deaths).

That panicky transphobic bullshit is in the same vein as "WE CAN'T HAVE CATHOLIC POLITICIANS … THEY'LL TAKE DIRECT ORDERS FROM THE VATICAN!"

I'm pleased to announce our newest team: The Peoria Falcons!

Agreed.

Whatever. I was glorifying Brett Favre's dick on here long before Daulerio got that photo.

Maybe we had it all wrong …

[Googles 'John Stossel slapped gif']

Nah, he'll be the next blonde dipshit on Fox News.

Ah … ultra-racist.

Hey man … Hulk is cool. He was on that China, Il show that no one watched.

Aw … nothing gets Grimer out … see?

It says "Let's Beedrill friends."

I remember disgruntled Hilary voters being labeled as PUMAs ("party unity, my ass"), which was definitely an overblown thing.

… hmm … no, Peg.

Last year, he sang the national anthem at a St. Paul Saints (minor league team co-owned by Bill Murray) game … as Frank Sr. It was actually amazing.

Oh, that's just the Cronus diet.

I went to a July 4th festival a little bit after the Iraq war started. There was a dude wearing a shirt that simply said 'FRANCE SUCKS.' I wonder if he still wears it.

Ah, shit … already!?