Ron Funches
Ty Cobb

nananananananana FUCK YEAH

I was able to catch most of The Tit-ening. Season 2 was waaay better.

Haven't had cable/satellite TV for over 10 years. I didn't realize Cinemax had original programming … or still existed for that matter.

[Calls CW office]

[sips]

Aw man, but Showdown in Little Tokyo has the classic Brandon Lee line:

Went on a Jackie Chan binge on Netflix recently. I knew Rumble in the Bronx has it's share of amateurish blunders and cheesy moments — which is unfortunate, considering the Chan/Stanley Tong collaboration brought us Supercop/Police Story III — but holy shit … after watching RitB for the first time in 10+ years,…

Fuck it … I'll believe that.

This statement is 100 percent accurate.

A lot of HK movies I've seen have abrupt/unfortunate endings, but holy shit that "LOL HE DRANK HIMSELF RETARDED" ending is a kick to the nuts, especially considering the rest of the movie is nearly perfect.

I'd much rather see Fincher take on Bitchhunter.

Cambodian civilians?

The Breitbart morons will join forces with trans-exclusionary feminists.

Why, it most certainly is …

"So how's the Frances McDormand cloning project going?"

Heritage: Now with 20% less hate

This was basically me yesterday:

Worked on my upstairs guest-room/office (which has been in the demo/reno phase for several years now). Cut up 80+ pieces of beadboard and nailed most of them up manually. I really wish I had a nail gun.

Sorry … I was born a snake handler and I'll die one.