[Broken glass sound FX startles the wedding party … followed by Stone Cold Steve Austin's entrance music]

"Cora, dear, I forgot to mention: a delightful Austrian man will be joining us for the new year celebration. His name is ADOLF HITLER."

I bet he heard that pun on the telephone from Alejandro.

Ant-Man is just some dude with a micropenis.

I remember an SNL sketch with Horatio Sanz playing a fat, adorably obnoxious version of Lipnicki's character from Jerry Maguire.

He was dressed as a Catholic priest for part of it, so no … not evil at all.

I love his work on Code Name: Diamond Head.

Salmon Fishing in Fuckheadistan

Not just generic, but existing titles, too. Easy Money with Rodney Dangerfield, and Hard to Kill with Steven Seagal.

What was louder: the explosions or Melissa Leo getting the shit beat out of her?

Wait … Easy Money: Hard to Kill is the title of a real movie?

Olympus Has Fallen was so insane, the bad guys might as well have been Commie-Nazis.

Puberty 2: Now Without Catholic Doctrine-Induced Shame™!

That's fair. I don't fault them for trying to move on from their safer stuff in the 90s, and there's some good ideas thrown in that album. But the sum of those ideas doesn't work for me, and putting Lars toward the front like that made it worse, in my opinion

He's always had a unique sense of voicing, and he used to be good (sort of) about playing within his limits while remaining musical and not getting in the way of the rest of the band.

Great read, thank you.

Holy shit … did not know that existed.

Actually, the Slimer character will also be female. Her name will be "Quimer."

Swamp Thing (BUH-BUH BUH BUH BUH-BUH)
You make my heart sing (BUH-BUH BUH BUH BUH-BUH)
You make everything groovy (BUH-BUH BUH BUH BUH-BUH)
Swamp Thing (BUH-BUH BUH BUH BUH-BUH)

Fun fact: Jigglypuff and Cosby are lifelong friends.