I knew he had more than one.

Ugh … typical breeders.

Why'd they make that one Muppet out of moldy cheese?

Break its legs!

Uh, I'd also like to express my disgust for that particular comment system.

I missed it. Not sure if my odd filter software would've allowed it or not (checked out other Spot.IM sites like Forbes, but kept getting mixed results).

Death by listening to MC Chris' theme to Smodcast on infinite loop.

BOOM! YUMMY!

Don't care: still hate Green Bay just as much.

As if I needed more reasons to hate Green Bay.

See also: northern Minnesota/Wisconsin. It's insane.

Amazing. I especially like "The Big Royalty Check."

(you gotta stay tuned … the fart turns out to be a shart).

… yeah. Fake gay comedy.

I BET ANNA GUNN WILL BE A TOTAL BITCH AND NOT LET CHUNK GET AWAY WITH SWEET SHIT LIKE MURDERING PEOPLE.

Klaus Kinski in his most depraved role yet.

Ok, so I won't purchase Royalty.

Are you a robot built by RCA Records to defend Chris Brown at all costs through nothing but logical fallacies?

Individuals are all wired differently based on their individual experiences. There will never be a universal cut-off date for forgiveness. Domestic violence affects a lot of people and, for many, "moving on" is an empty term.

WHERE ARE THE BODIES BOGART!