Like I said above, if he's truly moved on and is using his past mistakes to make things better … that's cool (and it looks like he's at least making a public effort to do that).

Edgy, brah.

That's the exact same type of shitty logic behind "All Lives Matter."

I'm not writing a school paper. Also, you can look up the citations that make up a given article.

I'm too much of a clutz to only hate one thing also.

You can like his music AND also think he's an abusive piece of shit (See: John Lennon).

Look up his Wikipedia page.

Yeah, it was exactly that episode.

Calm the fuck down, Chris Hardwick.

Not if I was in charge …

YEAH, WE WANT DROWNING POOL! WE WANT DROWNING POOL!

Dammit, the moderator removed it.

The tentacles reach into the most powerful corners of the world …

Already mentioned above: search for anything CB related on YouTube, and you will find score of female fans saying "Rihanna had it coming."

Look for any video on YouTube related to Chris Brown, and you will find scores of young female CB fans saying "Rihanna had it coming."

As a fellow Vikings fan, Magary perfectly sums up what it's like to cheer for a team with such a disappointing history. And then there's the horrible ambivalence of having Adrian "Switch Hitter" Peterson on your team.

"Sooooo … Mr. Brown: how's the being-a-piece-of-shit business going."

Wait … Josh Brolin?

This is truth. For evidence of this, get on YouTube and look up "Limp Bizkit Woodstock."

Update: Bernie sleeps nude in an oxygen tent, which he believes gives him sexual powers.