Who's the narc? That fat Jamaican guy?

What kinda stew do you have today?

You'd be surprised.

RIP Marco … ya butthole.

Breaking Bad = a tragic moral opera with perfectly placed moments of levity (a bitter guy who always tried to do the right thing descends into evil and ruins everyone around him … with most of the humor coming from his amateurish actions).

I come from the future to say I've never seen nor heard of this movie.

"John Woo shoot-’em-up," my ass. I didn't see a single dove the entire movie.

And I'm Scott Pelley. Those stories and Andy Rooney's corpse, tonight on 60 Minutes.

I can copy/paste nonsense, too …

The only other CYOA I ever read was one about pro wrestling, but the writer/editor felt compelled to introduce a bunch of supernatural characters (I guess to jazz it up?).

Well, the kids have to learn about Predator sooner or later.

Never have/never will see these movies either. My last exposure to any Transformers-related media was a Choose Your Own Adventure book I had when I was 10. Even that sucked.

Listening to the How Did This Get Made podcast on it. After they mentioned Nigel Lythgoe was the choreographer, I found this Yahoo article about his miserable experience working on The Apple.

I was in a college lab with this dipshit who bought an early model Fiero because he thought it would be funny to own one. He never stopped talking about it and how awesome he was for ironically owning a Fiero.

It was as ’80s as Spuds Mackenzie snorting cocaine off a Patrick Nagel illustration of the entire Vanity 6 lineup voting for Ronald Reagan.

ooh, let me try …

[snort]

No idea. I try not to follow any of this gender wars nonsense.

The first episode shows the final shot of the Enterprise from Into Darkness, but then it cuts to a snow globe with the Enterprise in it. Turns out the entire Abrams-verse existed in the mind of an autistic child …

Point-of-order: the Return of Kings crowd really doesn't like it when you call them MRAs.