You want depressing … (this article is brilliant. Even though Feldman had the final edit on the text, the pics show the full detail of scuzz).

I was there. Thought Blair made it initially. Oh well … I still had fun and had an excuse to wear my expensive-ass Carhartts for a day.

I had never heard of Epitaph until I got Smash, so I'll always fondly look at the Offspring as my punk rock gateway.

I can play the tabla. Unfortunately, the only song I know is Macarthur Park.

Thank you, HBO. You've certainly brightened this South Dakota cocksucker's day.

Ugh, fine.

GET OUT OF MY SANCTUM SOLARIUM!

Was this at a Waffle House? I bet it was at a Waffle House.

Don't raw dog raw, dog.

Aww shucks …

[whispers seductively] … ssssphix …

BOOM YUMMY!

SPANIKOPITA!

If you need help with racist caricatures, you bring in George Lucas.

So … to recap: Return of Kings = MRA.

… and now you know the rest of the story!

But I'm a "nice guy."

Saw it after X-mas on a larger than usual screen. All of the indoor scenes looked great, as well as the close-up/mid-range outdoor shots. The outdoor master shots seemed a bit fuzzy though.

His portrayal of Cletus Van Damme was really something.

It still saddens me that Dimebag Darrell was buried in a Kiss casket.