"On a positive note, our families are now safe from Lemmy riding a motorcycle through our living room walls and stealing our daughters."

- After he left Hawkwind, he simply wanted to play the fastest/loudest rock n' roll that he could. He did so for 40 years, with almost no trade-offs. It's impossible to measure "the loudest band," but Motorhead's live shows were loud AF. Always. I can't think of any non-arena shows that can come close.
- Besides all…

I saw the millions, the naked and the dead
I saw the city streets running bloody red
I saw a thousand bombers circle in the sky
I saw the firestorm fifty stores high

Let's get him, fellas! … oh wait, everyone's gone for the holidays.

"Uhh, sir … those tubes are connected to the Icee machine, not the Internet."

Obama has authorized flying-death-robots to kill thousands of (mostly innocent) people …

Doesn't exist, unfortunately. And to be fair, Bush was all about hosting foreign dignitaries in Crawford, TX.

If Trump gets elected president, it will be thanks to an elaborate plot to poison every voting-age minority.

No.

Gooood night …

You should either watch in a theater during a late night showing or watch it at home with Rifftrax commentary.

Quiet … George Lucas might hear you.

Natalie Bortman

A cocaine-inspired song?!? Now I've heard everything.

The answer is Gallagher.

That's the one. So much Fremdscham in one video.

It's worse than my dad's Simpsons impressions.

Grey's Anatomy

Corky and the Juice Pigs was a decent feature. I love Sean Cullen.

That sketch hit some Cronenberg-levels of fucked up.