I already have a headline suggestion for negative reviews:

I'll always love this:

Jenji Kohan completely fucked up Weeds, but seems to be doing great with Orange is the New Black.

Yes. Yes I do.

"Well, I don't know how to really stage an elaborate action set-piece … but if you need a character to hilariously fall off a treadmill, I'm your guy."

Joey Jordison never got no pussy tendinitis.

Rambo: Sphinx!

"Who are you?"

Well this is more uplifting than the article I read about North Dakota's weird love for racism.

A documentary about Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan's weird love for Rockula is in the works

As of today, Vikes are 8-3 (.727) and Packers are 8-4 (.667). My Vikes play Seattle this Sunday (without Linval Joseph, our criminally underrated NT), followed by a Thursday night game (boo) at Arizona.

You must be new to football. Welcome to football.

"I want the Aaron Rodgers Era to end."

Is ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER still alive after last night?

Bob Dole is Nelson Mandela compared to the current 2016 GOP candidates.

Was it Pro Football Talk? The type of fuckwittery in there is astounding, even for the internet.

I prefer The Bud Bowl, but that's just my alcoholism talking.

I feel like Prince tacitly redeemed Minnesota's role in Superbowl halftime history after the awful 1992 performance, "Winter Magic." Look for it on YouTube. You will be amazed and embarrassed.

[adds Manziel/Kaepernick to slashfic wishlist]

Get in line, Limey.