I can totally picture Skip treating Rick like shit throughout childhood.

The single-color thing only works for very dark colors or white. If the colors are bright, they look like onesie pajamas.

Is that a dismissive j-off motion, or a j-off motion out pure lust?

Stupid sexy Rodgers. Love that guy and his approach to the game.

That trend is dying. We cut all our Packers cast-offs before September now.

President Rodgers … you have restored our union, but more importantly … you have restored the Lions' roar. *tearful salute*

uhh … mob bank *shrug*

Don't pee on the floor, Anubis. Look at what you did.

You're conflating trends in several types of entertainment, then assuming it all applies to comedy. It doesn't.

I would ask you what I'm missing, but then that would likely prompt me to watch Undateable again … so I won't.

The only redeeming quality of Undateable is that it introduced the general populace to Ron Funches.

You're a genius, Lorne. A horrible, cynical, d-bag genius.

~CONSTRUCTIVE TIME SPENT THREAD!~

A friend of mine illustrated Trump's appeal to certain folks. To paraphrase:

The only Republican who will ever garner the support of black voters (as well as my support) is ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER.

That's fair … and Tommy Lee was at least a good showman. He also had a natural feel for the music he was playing. I shouldn't talk too much shit. More people have seen him than me.

"Tommy Lee was pretty close to being the next Bonham"

"Bob… you have lot of well-wishers here tonight, and a lot of them would like to throw you down one… a well. They want to murder you in a well."

*Looks in mirror*

"Her ass is like BAM, her titties are like POW." - Eddie Murphy circa 1987