If anyone on this thread discovers time travel: please go back to the mid-90s and convince Dubya that his true calling is to be MLB commissioner … not president.

5'11'' …

"I can't hear you. I'm wearing my Jacuzzi suit."
—Matt Groening

That's gotta suck to have Alex Spanos as your dad.

4. His uncanny resemblance to Carl from Aqua Teen

My favorite Vikings vs. Broncos moment:

The last 200+ pages of Reamde were profoundly disappointing.

Yeah, Jimmy Page was/is sort of a monster.

Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern … not "Zimmerman." Don't be a jerk.

FFS

As a Vikings fan, I love (ok … loved) having a human mascot. But the guy playing Ragnar has been doing the same lazy schtick for over 20 years. The motorcycle thing is cool … but he's kind of a pudgy sad-sack otherwise.

I would love to see them bring back Vikadontis Rex (yes … he looks like Barney's special brother … but I'll take him over Viktor any day).

"His treatment of young black men has been deplorable as well …"

You should make a bunch of asterisk stickers … or a clear decal with a big red strike-through that you can lay over those "409" stickers. Or better yet, just key their goddamn cars.

Rich "Little Starbursts" Lowry has a thing for strong women …

*Opens up Washington Times … sees headline …*

I get my Trump news from the Book of Revelation.

I'd like to know what WND/Blaze trolls think of this development.

Holy crap … I didn't know Feingold was running again. Awesome!

This. The horrifying thing about Walker was that he was a true believer in every sense of the term. It's a good thing he's gone now and he won't be anyone's problem …