The way this season is going, The Big Ear Family might as well become a real sketch.

I like to use a mnemonic device:

I believe his official AP style title is now "Pissbrained Peabody Award winner Seth MacFarlane."

"Silly Voice Jew"

STAAAAHHHHP

… right … tears

Whenever I watch Hockey or the Olympics and "O Canada" is performed, I pretend I'm Canadian for that magical minute … and then I wake up and I'm back in the land of cheap guns and expensive healthcare.

The frustrating thing as that the U.S. anthem's original source music — "To Anacreon In Heaven" — is a really charming tune. It was perfect for the English music fraternity for which it was named for (Anacreonic Society). The Francis Scott Key poem is really good on its own as well, but to combine both is just weird.…

Maynard G. Krebs

Don't care. If this movie doesn't have Charizard, I'm going to punch something.

Daaah, talk about Star Wars!

WHERE THE FUCK IS DASH RENDAR!?!

Here's a cover of "When a Man Loves a Woman" by some non-assclowns:

*Clears Throat*

"Don't you hate pants?!?"

How about another nationwide KKK resurgence?

"Congratulations! Here's $200,000."

The Manson-Denny's incident happened in Alberta though, which — according to a friend* — is like Canada's version of Southern California.

*Tipper Gore goes into her daughter's room to break the good news … catches daughter listening to "Darling Nikki" again*

He's like a big cuddly teddy bear … with a boner.