Can I go now?

Today's youth only go to malls for flash mob dancing.

DENNIS MILLER … YOU TRULY ARE THE KING OF REFERENCES!!!

Clever.

He has a really good podcast. It's a long-form interview show that meanders a lot (some episodes run 2-3 hours), but there's some really interesting episodes (a couple who survived the holocaust, a sex worker, an Australian street artist).

The characters kill any potential for good drama. Everyone is either:

Agreed. Boxing is such a Drago.

Yeah, no shit!

"… Hey Kubs! It's Elway … good! You? … uh uh, you don't say? … you up to anything tonight? … nothing? … cool, meet me at the usual spot at 9. Laterz!"

Last I saw, Kubiak was interviewing for Broncos HC job.

I know I'm supposed to hate the Packers (Vikings fan here), but your team/organization makes it so goddamn hard.

I'll make it disappear …

That falls into a larger point:

I haven't seen too many conspiracy theorists (except on Gawker … but that comments section is filled with fuckwits anyway).

"Jello Pudding, Kodak, Coke/Bill Cosby's a rapey bloke!"

It was in Canada. They don't have internet.

He's just turning lemons into lemonade (which he will later use to drug/rape people).

Sorry, this interview and discussion thread are boring. I'm going back to the Tommy Wiseau interview thread, where the real action is!

Endut! Hoch Hech!

I've read too many articles/reviews of The Room — as well as The Disaster Artist — and your comment is the best summary.