Great point. As much as want to geek out and be like "<nerd lisp="">OMG!!! THE RAID + STAR WARS?!?! FAP FAP FAP</nerd>", It won't be the same.

Star Wars: Episode VII: The Raid: Redemption: Too Many Colons

BREAK HIS LEGS!!!

Seahawks look fine. It works with dark colors, and the side trim/stripe helps.

It has. The NFL teams are basically printing their own money. It wouldn't hurt to have better uniform standards through out the league.

If I could transfer my life-savings into "likes" for this comment, I would.

They might as well cut-out the bottoms so they can make poopy.

Not so much the cold, but the pickle smell (all walk-in coolers smell like pickles … it's science).

Paul Haggis would have made that movie during his Scientology days.

Whatever. It's hockey season now …

JJ Watt is the Bronko Nagurski of our time. He just needs to get into pro wrestling after he retires.

*A panicked aide sprints into the Saskatchewan Premier's office … gasps for air*

Jake the Snake is still around, but paying for decades of hard living.

Yeah … but Drowning Pool sucks, so it isn't as sad.

I want to build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral.

How am I supposed to explain this behavior to my non-existent children?!?

Lord Palmerston!

The Only Black People in Minnesota should have been the album title.

"I mean, I don't want things to devolve into wall to wall hate, as we can leave that to the comments sections …"

I bet your parole officer thinks you're a hoot.