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Yankton Cocksucker
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Steve Gadd.

"Is pimping easy?"

I turned into a gay after forgetting to recite my post climax prayer.

We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. Just tell us your idea, and we'll vote for it.

My dance instructor friend spent an hour going over how disco fundamentally changed informal dancing. Before disco, it was "out-in" type moves (swing dancing, etc) … but once it picked up, the moves shifted to "in-out" type foot/body movement, which is still the norm.

I think Mr. Fischoeder and King of the Hill's Buck Strickland share similar character types: wealthy, self-interested bastards that the main characters have to put up with, but aren't necessarily antagonistic (most of the time).

Combo wearing the slavegirl outfit …

I can't wait to hear about all the sexy, exciting adventures Saul's sure to have against this colorful backdrop!

The one that looks like a Robert Crumb self-portrait.

I know I'm piling on here, but Wedge really should have been louder, angrier, and with time-machine access.

Fake Justin Bieber looks like a rejected Tim and Eric bit.

"Eh, there's plenty more where that came from."

Manhunter had Red 7's "Heartbeat." Why are we even debating?

Target: Our logo might as well be a big bullseye

Have you ever watched porn … while operating a motor vehicle?

They still haven't read my Han Solo/Dash Rendar Slashfic.

I agree with you on Solondz's talent and massive balls, especially for the scenes with Dylan Baker and his son.

Well, tha muthafucka works like you record it and da enzymes and shit collaborate together make some kind of expensive album.

The We Hate Movies podcast did an excellent take-down of this shitty film. Worth a listen.

"Mrs. Robinson, I think you're trying to seduce me…2000!"